Stock our line.
Small design stores. Well-curated home shops. Museum stores. Coffee shops that also sell things. We're not listed on Amazon or Faire — we'd rather be in your shop, at your margin, on terms that make sense for both of us.
A pretty short list, honestly.
We'd rather grow slowly with a few great shops than fast with a hundred middling ones. Before you fill out the form — here's who we say yes to, and who we politely don't.
Owner-operated or small-team home/design shops with a curated point of view. If you already stock Fellow, Hay, or Areaware, we're probably a fit.
MoMA-style museum shops, gallery stores, design institution retail. The "good taste but weird" audience is our favorite customer.
Neighborhood kitchen shops, bath-focused retailers, small chains with a clear aesthetic. Single location or <10 stores.
If you sell pour-over kettles alongside your cortados, we want to be on the shelf beside them.
Amazon, Walmart, Faire, Target's long-tail sections, Wayfair. Not a fit for our production scale or brand model.
If you don't hold inventory and ship directly, we can't make the unit economics work. We hold serial numbers; you hold stock.
Short, written plainly.
Full price list and margin breakdown in the line sheet (we'll send after we accept your application). Here's what you need to know before you apply.
◉ Minimum
Initial order MOQ is 6 units per SKU. Reorders drop to 3. You pick the mix — some Trashique, some O-Shit, some of both.
◉ Margin
Keystone wholesale (50% off MSRP) is the starting point. Volume tiers on the line sheet if you're ordering meaningfully.
◉ Payment
pay-on-ship
Net 30 after your first order (credit check for larger ones). First order is pay-on-ship. No cash in advance, no deposits.
◉ Lead time
Small orders ship from in-stock inventory in under a week. Larger orders (100+ units) run 2–3 weeks. We'll tell you up front.
Tell us about your shop.
We read every application in the week it comes in. No form-letter rejections — if we pass, we'll tell you why. If we accept, we'll send a line sheet + pricing the same day.